Dear Mr. Hordie,
I understand your desire to attack me. The racial tensions between our two groups runs deep. The blood boils even at the sight of you. However, I believe in a live-and-let-live policy. So long as you don’t bother me, I will not bother you. I will save our grievances for the battlefield.
If you wish to attack me on even ground, I will oblige. Should I be defeated I will not even seek revenge after the gods rez my sorry butt. However, if you feel the need to strike from the shadows, while I’m in the midst of combat with the monsters of this land, then believe you me I will recruit my more powerful friends…
AND CAMP YOUR SORRY ASS UNTIL THE COWS COME HOME!!!
So while you’re pissed off and decide to bring your more powerful friends into the battle, just remember one thing. You waste my time and I’m sure as hell going to waste yours!
*After writing this, I thought before I get the comments saying I “shouldn’t be on a PvP server if I don’t want to get ganked”, please note the category of this post. I’m actually really liking being on a PvP server. There’s an added sense of danger. And it was kind of fun! 😀
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