I’ve rolled Horde toons before, but none of them are higher than level 12. None of them belong to any guilds. None of them have any gold to speak of. However, I’ve always wanted to level one to 80. Don’t really care which race or class. I don’t think I’d actually raid with it, just always wanted to do it to say I did it.
But because I’ve never gotten to a decent level to experience raiding or PvP (nor will I any time soon) there’s always been one thing that I have wondered about. Are Horde the exact same as Alliance? Let me tell you what I mean.
Remember these are generalizations. Not everyone is like this.
For The Horde!
I’m on a PvP server. Horde seem to camp summoning stones more than Alliance. That said I’m also on a Horde heavy server. Horde also seem to gank Alliance more than the other way around. Yes, Mr. Level 80. You’re awfully cool in that you can kill that level 17 Alliance toon. We all bow down to your awesomeness!
Even on a PvE server such as Arathor-US where I was once at, the Horde had more tendency than Alliance to flag themselves and stand on the quest givers on the Isle when Patch 2.4 came out. I don’t recall ever having seen the Alliance do it.
Here’s the basic image of Horde that I have:
Being Alliance in battlegrounds or Wintergrasp is well…painful to say the least. Shooting a 16-penny nail through my finger several years ago was more fun. Regardless of where you’re at, there’s always several guys that yell, scream, cry, rant, rave, and make rude suggestions to every other player out there. This in turn starts a return barrage of comments almost without fail including insults that he’s the idiot, where he can go and in what manner, and on and on, until it blows up into a “I know you are, but what am I?” contest reminiscent of our childhood. /zzzzz
Here’s the basic image of Alliance that I have:
Wanting To Roll Horde
I still want to level a Horde for fun, but it would probably take the better part of a year; too much to do on the Alliance toons. And yet I still wonder what it’s like on the other side? So here’s a poll I’d like you to answer:
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